better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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