i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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