I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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