I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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