Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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