Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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