well you can't waste a boner
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
