Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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