I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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