There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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