After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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