I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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