if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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