her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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