No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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