Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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