I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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