My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
