And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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