Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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