yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Panties = found
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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