soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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