i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Randomize
