i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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