you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
