Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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