A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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