I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Everyone says I win the strip club
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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