Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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