When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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