She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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