They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think people are normalizing furries
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
