none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's blow job season.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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