so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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