On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
