So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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