that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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