I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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