Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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