with your own penis?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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