: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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