Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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