Christians are straight up FREAKS
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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