i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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