Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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