Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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