one two three fourrrrnication!
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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