YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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