I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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