Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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