Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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