We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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